sugar candies

I am in love with confectionery.

caramels

marshmallows

hard candies

lollipops and pastilles

pate de fruit

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cherry and black pepper ice cream

cherry + black pepper ice cream

So, has anyone read this book A Homemade Life by Molly Wizenberg? Orangette has always been one of my favorite food blogs but until I read her book I never realized that WE ARE THE SAME PERSON. Except, you know, she’s a successful writer and meets hot men through her blog who she later marries. But other than that. SAME PERSON.

Anyway, it’s a good book. You should read it if you’re interested in these sorts of things (these sorts of things being food blogs, other people’s lives, and really detailed recipes). And then you should make some of the recipes in it, because they’re really excellent. The Vanilla and Black Pepper ice cream stood out to me because of my recent ice cream fetish. I modified it a bit, like I do.

Fun fact, the eggs for this ice cream came from this chicken and its sisters:


(the chicken on the left that is, har har har)

Cherry and black pepper ice cream

From Molly Wizenberg’s A Homemade Life

Cream 1 pint
Milk 1 cup (I used goat milk, because I’m the kind of weirdo that just has goat milk lying around. I didn’t notice any major difference in the ice cream, but FYI, goat’s milk in your coffee makes your coffee taste like goat cheese.)
Egg yolks 6
Vanilla extract 1.5 tsp
Fresh ground black pepper to taste (grind it as fine as you can)
Chopped pitted fresh cherries 1 cup or so (whatever looks good to you)

1 Combine the milk, half the cream, the sugar, and the salt in a saucepan. Warm to just steaming (aka scald it; don’t boil).
2 Pour the remaining cream in a medium bowl and set a strainer on top.
3 Whisk the egg yolks in a medium bowl. Get an ice bath ready.
4 Temper the eggs: pour a small amount of the hot milk into the egg yolks as you whisk, to warm them up. Then add the egg mixture back into the saucepan and heat, stirring (with a spatula so you don’t incorporate too much air), until the custard thickens slightly (to about 170-180 degrees F; this will pasteurize the eggs but stop short of coagulating them).
5 Pour the mixture through the strainer into the cold cream (this will catch any scrambled egg bits) and then put it into the ice bath. Cool it to refrigerator temperature and then chill overnight before churning.
6 Add the vanilla, pepper, and cherries before you churn. Let harden for a few hours in the freezer.

And if, in addition to goat’s milk, you happen to have some leftover cookies sitting around… CUTE LITTLE ICE CREAM SANDWICHES!

sammiches!

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eat this!

Normally I don’t post about my lunches and dinners and stuff because I figure that’s extra boring. I “assemble” more than I “cook” usually, for myself at least. You can probably make your own sandwiches, right? Right.

HOWEVER, I’m kind of obsessed with this carrot salad at the moment and I think you need to know about it.* One cannot live on danishes alone, after all. (That’s not a theoretical statement, I actually tried to do that during viennoiserie week in school and it was a bad idea. Really bad.)

The lunch consists of the following:
Finely-shredded carrots**
Red onion
Tahini
Salt and pepper
Harissa
Lemon juice
Spicy mustard
maybe some feta

Mix together! Holy crap, delicious! Let me know how you like it. And if anyone’s poop turns orange please report back.

*I took pictures of this salad, but they came out looking more than a little like vomit so I decided to spare you.
**Get some whole carrots and shred them in the food processor. Buying those bags of pre-shredded carrots will cause this to suck. If you don’t have a food processor that shreds things I can’t help you. I suppose you could grate them finely by hand if you’re willing to put in that kind of effort.

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drink this!

I don’t know why but I love the idea of an aperitivo, maybe just because it’s a culturally-approved way to drink while you cook. I’ve started collecting cocktail ingredients for this purpose, including a bottle of Campari. I realize I might be the only person on the face of the earth who actually likes Campari, but I swear this is good: Campari, soda, and fresh-squeezed grapefruit juice. Ooooh it’s perfect for summer my friends. And get this: back in the day the red color of Campari came from crushed bugs. GROSS AND FASCINATING!

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red berry cake

berry cake

I had a lot of delicious red fruits at my place that were on their way to fruit heaven, so I tossed them in a cake. It’s not pretty but it’s delicious and it goes well with picnics, barbecues, fireworks, lightning bugs and other such things.

If you’re going to store it longer than a day or two, put it in the fridge, or you will have fermented red berry wine cake, which is not so delicious. Trust me.

Red berry cake

adapted from smitten kitchen

2 cups AP flour
1 tablespoon baking powder
1 teaspoon salt (I used just the tiniest bit more)
16 tablespoons unsalted butter (2 sticks), softened
3/4 cup packed light brown sugar
1/2 cup granulated sugar
3 large eggs
1 cup milk
A crapload of fruit

1 Preheat the oven to 350.
2 Grease one 13×9 pan, or two square cake pans.
Sift together the flour, baking powder and salt and set aside.
3 Cream together the butter and sugar til light and fluffy.
4 Add the eggs one at a time, scraping the bowl well between each addition.
5 Add some of the flour, the liquid, and then the rest of the flour, mixing just til combined.
6 Stir in most of the fruit.
7 Pour the batter into the prepared pans and top with the rest of the fruit.
8 Bake until center springs back when lightly touched.

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fresh mint ice cream

fresh mint ice cream

So. As you may have surmised by the lack of pastries around here, I’m not in school at the moment. I transferred to another school in Chicago, and classes don’t start back up until July. In the meantime, I’ve been… well, I haven’t been doing much at all, actually. Enjoying summertime and trying to teach myself to make latte art have been my main pursuits. And by “enjoying summertime” I mean “lying in front of the fan in my underwear,” because it’s hot as balls in my apartment. Turning on the oven is not an option. So ice cream it is!

Fresh mint ice cream

This is the culinary equivalent of freezing your pillowcase. I did not use as much mint as the recipe recommends, because I couldn’t find a lot of cheap mint (wtf? mint is a weed!), so I suspect the flavor is supposed to be stronger…but it was still delicious. You can put chocolate chips, cookies, brownies, etc in it if that’s your bag.
From David Lebovitz’s The Perfect Scoop

1 cup (250 ml) whole milk
3/4 cup (150 g) sugar
2 cups (500 ml) heavy cream
pinch of salt
2 cups packed (80 gr) fresh mint leaves
5 large egg yolks

1 Warm the milk, sugar, half the cream, salt and mint in a saucepan. Once the mixture is steaming, cover and let the mint infuse, about an hour.
2 Strain out the mint. Re-warm the milk. In a separate bowl whisk the egg yolks. Pour a little of the cream mixture into the yolks to temper them, then transfer the whole thing into the saucepan and heat to 170 degrees.
3 Strain the custard into the cold cream and cool over an ice bath. Set in the fridge. Ice cream turns out better if you can let the custard rest overnight (I forget the reasoning other than “science!” at the moment) but you don’t absolutely have to do it that way.
4 Put that shiz in your ice cream maker!

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suns + buns

I’ve been craving summertime food something fierce. Burgers, BBQ, potato salad, deviled eggs, baked beans… hammocks and porches… vodka and lemonade… ahh.

In reality I need about ten more people and twenty more degrees for that fantasy to become reality. And, you know, a grill. And a porch. And considerably more immunity to whatever deadly strains of pollen roam the midwest. Got none of those.

I know, I feel sorry for myself too. But you know what makes it better? The smell of these baking in my house. And a few deviled eggs in my fridge. And about fifty episodes of True Blood ready to watch back-to-back. So I’ll take what I can get.

Brioche Burger Buns

This recipe comes from the Smitten Kitchen. You will notice she waxes poetic about these things for about five paragraphs. She’s not kidding. These smell and taste so amazing fresh out of the oven they’ll make your momma cry.* Or make you slap your momma. Or whatever Southern people do when their food tastes really good.

3 T warm milk
1 c warm water
1 packet active dry yeast
2 1/2 T sugar
2 large eggs
3 c bread flour (I use King Arthur)
1/3 c AP flour
1 1/2 t salt
2 1/2 T unsalted butter, softened

1 Whisk together the flours and salt.
2 Combine the warm water, milk and sugar (mixture should be between 110-120 degrees). Sprinkle the yeast on top and let sit for about 5 minutes, til bubbly.
4 Beat one of the eggs.
5 With a dough scraper combine the flour mixture, yeast mixture, and egg and mix to form a dough.
6 Turn out onto a well-floured surface and knead for 8-10 minutes, until smooth and elastic.
7 Form into a smooth ball and place in a lightly oiled bowl. Cover and let rise in a warm place until doubled in size (the inside of an off gas oven works great), about an hour.
8 Divide dough into 8 even pieces. Form into individual rounds and place on a baking sheet covered with parchment. Cover and let rise for another hour, til doubled again.
9 Brush with the second beaten egg and top with something delicious– poppy seeds, sesame seeds, coarse kosher salt, etc.
10 Put a shallow pan of water in the bottom of your oven and bake at 400 degrees until golden brown (about 15 minutes).

first rise
First rise

second rise
Second rise

buns!
Finished buns! Your egg wash will be much prettier, of course

* If you believe the people who care about this sort of thing, eating bread straight from the oven makes you an uncivilized brute incapable of appreciating the flavors that develop as the bread is cooling. But it’s really good.

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GEEEEVE ME ALL YOUR…

croissants

croissant d'amande 2

croissant d'amande

danishes!

giant log of danish

pain au chocolat

I think a pastry’s deliciousness is directly proportional to how much of a pain in the ass it is to make. These are labor intensive, but if you die without having tasted a really good croissant (the kind that leave you covered in flakes, not the spongy crap you get at most places), consider your life unlived.

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LIFE SUCKS I NEED BISCUITS

So, it’s April. Which is usually my favorite month, aside from all the crap in the air suffocating me. But man… this April. It’s cold! Cold and dreary and disgusting. Everyone here thought winter was over; we all ditched our coats and the plants were budding and the birds were singing and life was happy and THEN IT WAS 41 DEGREES AGAIN.

It’s enough to make you want to die. I was going to stick my head in the oven, but then I made these sweet potato biscuits in there instead. Much more delicious!

sweet potato biscuits

Hm. I am a little embarrassed that they are so ugly but hey, my serotonin was low and I was in a hurry.

Rolled Sweet Potato Biscuits

2 c AP flour
1 T baking powder
1/2 t salt
1/4 c olive oil
3/4 c vanilla soymilk
1 med sweet potato, baked and mashed

Combine the dry ingredients in a bowl. Add the wet ingredients in a well in the center and mix just until combined. Roll the dough out into a rectangle and sprinkle generously with brown sugar and cinnamon. Roll up into a log and cut slices with a serrated knife. Bake at 450 until lightly golden. Eat warm with some honey butter and coffee. And then snuggle.

it's cold again

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check this out

http://oddpairs.wordpress.com/2010/03/27/congrats-tastemaker-winners-spring-2010-odd-pairs/

That’s me hiding from the camera on the right there. I can’t take credit for the awesome food that won the contest (the soup and savory marshmallows pictured on the top left), but I did spend a good portion of my youth peeling and cutting those marshmallows (garlic, bacon and ginger ones… so effing good).

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